A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!
I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
Blame Shady for my TF2 absence and my WoW binge.
He bought me a Moonkin Companion and they are the cutest, derpiest things I wish I owned twenty.
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
My first drawing for the Smash Bros #7daysofcolor thing I’m doing. Starting with my boy Greninja
it i s 6am Please help me
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